Don't Call Me Champion Crewneck Hoodie

$80.00

DON’T CALL ME" CREWNECK HOODIE ☎️🚫
Here's some advice: Hang up and have a GÜDE day

You ever argue with someone and halfway through realize they don’t even deserve your energy? Yeah, this one’s for you.

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a mindset. A reminder that your peace is priceless, and the best response to drama? A dial tone.

THE DESIGN:
🔘 Front:

Small, clean “DON’T CALL ME.” embroidery on the chest—subtle but undeniable.
Think vintage phone call aesthetic—tiny ‘missed call’ icon underneath.
📞 Back:

Bold statement: "HANG UP ON THAT B*TCH AND HAVE A GÜDE DAY."
Distressed, bold font—like it’s been stamped with authority.
Graphic of a hand hanging up an old-school rotary phone, emphasizing "I’m done with the nonsense."
🎨 COLORWAYS:

Jet Black + White Print – Clean, classic, timeless.

💡 EXTRA DETAILS:
Heavyweight, premium feel.
🔥 WHO’S THIS FOR?

The unbothered who don’t argue—they just hang up.
The ones who know letting go is the ultimate flex.
Anyone who’s ever wasted their time on a clown and swore NEVER again

☎️ Pick up peace. Decline drama. This hoodie’s the official uniform for choosing yourself.

🚨 Limited edition. Don’t miss the call.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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DON’T CALL ME" CREWNECK HOODIE ☎️🚫
Here's some advice: Hang up and have a GÜDE day

You ever argue with someone and halfway through realize they don’t even deserve your energy? Yeah, this one’s for you.

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a mindset. A reminder that your peace is priceless, and the best response to drama? A dial tone.

THE DESIGN:
🔘 Front:

Small, clean “DON’T CALL ME.” embroidery on the chest—subtle but undeniable.
Think vintage phone call aesthetic—tiny ‘missed call’ icon underneath.
📞 Back:

Bold statement: "HANG UP ON THAT B*TCH AND HAVE A GÜDE DAY."
Distressed, bold font—like it’s been stamped with authority.
Graphic of a hand hanging up an old-school rotary phone, emphasizing "I’m done with the nonsense."
🎨 COLORWAYS:

Jet Black + White Print – Clean, classic, timeless.

💡 EXTRA DETAILS:
Heavyweight, premium feel.
🔥 WHO’S THIS FOR?

The unbothered who don’t argue—they just hang up.
The ones who know letting go is the ultimate flex.
Anyone who’s ever wasted their time on a clown and swore NEVER again

☎️ Pick up peace. Decline drama. This hoodie’s the official uniform for choosing yourself.

🚨 Limited edition. Don’t miss the call.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

DON’T CALL ME" CREWNECK HOODIE ☎️🚫
Here's some advice: Hang up and have a GÜDE day

You ever argue with someone and halfway through realize they don’t even deserve your energy? Yeah, this one’s for you.

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a mindset. A reminder that your peace is priceless, and the best response to drama? A dial tone.

THE DESIGN:
🔘 Front:

Small, clean “DON’T CALL ME.” embroidery on the chest—subtle but undeniable.
Think vintage phone call aesthetic—tiny ‘missed call’ icon underneath.
📞 Back:

Bold statement: "HANG UP ON THAT B*TCH AND HAVE A GÜDE DAY."
Distressed, bold font—like it’s been stamped with authority.
Graphic of a hand hanging up an old-school rotary phone, emphasizing "I’m done with the nonsense."
🎨 COLORWAYS:

Jet Black + White Print – Clean, classic, timeless.

💡 EXTRA DETAILS:
Heavyweight, premium feel.
🔥 WHO’S THIS FOR?

The unbothered who don’t argue—they just hang up.
The ones who know letting go is the ultimate flex.
Anyone who’s ever wasted their time on a clown and swore NEVER again

☎️ Pick up peace. Decline drama. This hoodie’s the official uniform for choosing yourself.

🚨 Limited edition. Don’t miss the call.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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